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Mixing the feel of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy with the prose of John Dies at the End and a nice dash of Ready Player One, FKA USA is a wonderful example of modern science fiction that’s an absolute blast to read.

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Read an excerpt from FKA USA Chapter 2

Most scientists gave the human race another hundred and fifty to two hundred years, tops. Almost everyone agreed the best of human history was behind us. We were, as the human spermicide Dan Ridges once said, on the wrong side of the blow job. It was hard to imagine a time when humans were just getting themselves worked up, when climax was a vision of the not-too-distant future. When there even was a future.

 

Now, we were in the sticky, smelly, post-climax part of human history and had been for a while, and no one could naysay it.

 

But sometimes, in the morning, I could almost forget.

 

We joined the crowds flowing together toward the Crunch 407 Production complex—thousands of us, a single force churning through the narrow Low Hill streets. Buzz saws made a regular electric music: after all the problems with gut wedge, HR was on order to increase the regu- lation door size. Old holograms shed pixels on every corner, bleating about two-for-one painkillers at the Company Store. Deliverables robots whizzed sample envelopes and small packages through the narrow streets, and from every corner smiling holos reminded us of the importance of the three P’s: Punctuality, Positivity, and Productivity. The sky was the white iron-hot that meant we’d break a hundred before noon, and the wind smelled like a dust storm, shimmering with a blood-red haze: my favorite kind of weather.

 

Outside of R-Block, we ran into Saanvi Ferrier and Woojin. Woojin was sweating through his usual costume.

 

“You hear what we did to those HR fuckers at the Rose Bowl last night?” Saanvi asked as she cut her chair left and right to avoid a clutter- fuck of trash. Saanvi was captain of a fantasy football team and competed against other company divisions for Crunchbucks and more HealthPassTM days.

 

“Tell me you nailed them,” I said. There was nothing we hated more than Human Resources. The department fed directly to the Crunch, United, board and worked in deadly secrecy. Its agents were every- where and nowhere, like a poisonous fart.

 

“More than nailed,” Saanvi said. She had a dazzling smile, so wide it dimpled all her chins together, and it pained me to think that someday she might look like her mom, completely dayglo, with orange staining even her teeth and the whites of her eyes. “Creamed. It was infinite.”

 

“Meow,” Woojin said. Ever since the announcement he was transspeciating, it was all he ever said. Woojin didn’t wash his fur nearly enough, and we were careful to walk a few feet in front of him.

 

“You’re a legend, San,” I said. “Permission to fist-bump?”

 

“Granted,” she said. Physical contact without verbal consent was illegal in the colony—which wasn’t a bad thing, exactly, but made it pretty awkward for a sixteen-year-old kid hoping and praying he wouldn’t always be a virgin.

 

Jared was scrolling through his visor feed. “Hey, did you guys see Michael and Addie this morning?” Michael and Addie was the most popular feed in the country.

 

“Meow,” Woojin said.

 

“That whole show is staged.” When Annalee shook her head, her black braids caught invisible waves of chemical static, and briefly crackled off some colors. That was Annalee for you: electric. She and I were once neighbors, back when we lived in 12-B. It was lucky I got my hooks in her when we were little. She was way out of my league now, with skin the rich brown color of trees you never saw anymore and the kind of curves you wanted to bed on. Of course, I’d been in love with her forever but in a way that didn’t hurt, like a scar I couldn’t remember getting.

“You really think they could of staged that spew?”

 

“Why not? It’s called special effects.”

“Uh-uh. No way.” Jared started sneezing so bad even his eyes looked

like they were snotting.

 

“So where’d they find a real egg? Tell me that. And don’t give me some

shit about the Denver Airport and some secret underground civilization.” “It isn’t shit, and isn’t even secret. The Russian Federation and the cartel has been building cities under the surface for years. . . .”

 

“Sure, just like the Mars colonists are alive and just choosing not to

communicate. . . .”

 

“Would you?”

 

“Meow.”

 

There were lots of things I hated about Crunch 407. But there were things I liked about it, too, and one of them was this: walking with Annalee and Jared and even Woojin in the summer sun, while Saanvi whizzed along beside us in her chair, while from their blocks thousands of crumbs poured into the streets and shouted news at one another or stopped to slug a coffee at one of the unofficial canteens hacked out of a tiny square of a lobby or a defunct elevator shaft.

 

Already, I’d completely forgotten the backlanders, or refugees, or whatever they were, making their way to us along a highway of littered wreckage.

 

“Is a road still a road if it doesn’t go anywhere?” Annalee asked me once after a party in the old parking garage on the south side of Low Hill, where the serious dimeheads went to get high. She dropped her head on my shoulder—she didn’t even ask first. “Does time exist if nothing ever changes?”

Which is one of those questions that makes you think you should never have smoked embalming fluid in the first place.

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